The LB Holiday Giveaway Spectacular!!

It’s a motherfucking Holiday Giveaway, Lagging Balls Style! That’s right bitches, in case you haven’t already heard: we’re having a gorramed MS Paint Contest!

How to Enter:

  • Draw us your crudest, most ridiculous, most hilarious “dick pics.” Note that the words “dick pics” are in quotation marks, so make of that what you will! 
  • All entries must be created in MS Paint only
  • Submit entries via Twitter or Email:
  • Deadline: Monday, January 4, 2015 at 12 pm Central Time
Givedickaway

If Thyst could enter to win, you would all lose.

Prizes: 
$100 in prizing including:

  • 1 Month of Game Time (2)
  • 1 of each of the following pets:
    • Argi
    • Moonkin Hatchling
    • Alterac Brewpup
    • Cinderkitten
  • 1 each of the following mounts:
    • Swift Windsteed
    • Enchanted Fey Dragon
  • 1 Hearthstone League of Explorers
    • Including all four wings of the latest adventure!

Winners:
Winning entries will be chosen 100% subjectively by Thorn & Thyst and will be chosen on a variety of basis points including:

  • effort (or lack thereof)
  • crudeness
  • creativity
  • pure awesomeness

Entries will be shared on all of our show’s social media channels and winners will be emailed codes, announced on next week’s show, and sent out on Tues 01\05!

There’s no sponsor for this, so we’re putting our own cash into these prizes. SO MAKE THOSE ENTRIES FUCKING GOOD betches!

Lagging Balls Episode 31: Holiday Giveaway Spectacular!

Episode 31

Lagging Balls Episode 31: Holiday Giveaway Spectacular! 

A community-focused Blizzard & World of Warcraft Podcast. For the people. By some people. Episode 31 of the Lagging Balls podcast, hosted by Thorn & Thyst: “Holiday Giveaway Spectacular!”

Feedback, comments, & submissions: laggingballs@gmail.com

Find us on:
iTunes (for iPhone): http://apple.co/1HIw3fK
Stitcher (for Android, Microsoft): http://bit.ly/1Lmppgo
Soundcloud (for streaming online):

On this episode we cover:
The Hunger
The RP
The Decor
The Raiding
The Levelers
The Guild Party
The Smurfs
The Near-Death Experience
The Crush
The Refresh
The LB Holiday Giveaway Spectacular!!
The Force http://bit.ly/1V0FACh
The PvP Changes http://bit.ly/1NCkKUO
The Letters http://blizz.ly/1J2GVHa
The Extras http://blizz.ly/1IlKFTY
The Carols
Part 1 http://blizz.ly/1PjWiMu
Part 2 http://blizz.ly/1m5QGdw
Part 3 http://blizz.ly/22mh17A
The Hearthstone Gift Exchange http://blizz.ly/1Tesjoq
The Divergent Gaming Heroes of the Storm Tournament
Register for Jan 1st Tournament here: http://bit.ly/1S0h3Ob
Watch the 9 pm EST stream here: http://bit.ly/1Nh6nHs
The Lunara http://blizz.ly/1S7kJO5
The Matchmaking Improvements http://blizz.ly/22mCBZJ
The New Observer Mode http://blizz.ly/1U1BUPD
The Shoutouts!
The Listener Feedback!
The Holiday Cheer!

Music for this episode from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.bensound.com

 

Lagging Balls Episode 29: Topless Edition!

Episode 29

Lagging Balls Episode 29: Topless Edition!

A community-focused Blizzard & World of Warcraft Podcast. For the people. By some people. Episode 29 of the Lagging Balls podcast, hosted by Thorn & Thyst: “Topless Edition!”

Feedback, comments, & submissions: laggingballs@gmail.com

Find us on:
iTunes (for iPhone): http://apple.co/1HIw3fK
Stitcher (for Android, Microsoft): http://bit.ly/1Lmppgo
Soundcloud (for streaming online):

On this episode we cover:
Art as the Expression of the Soul
Valorous Efforts
Many Conquerors, Handle It
Craft to Win
Getting Good at PvP
Almost Moose
Ermahgerd Derkmern!
Spoiler Rotten
Brightpaw http://bit.ly/1HSxmdp
Mount Sale http://blizz.ly/1PUy78z
This Month in WoW
Raid Team Recruiting
Hearthstone: Ruined City League of Explorers http://blizz.ly/1m8k1UA
Khaldor’s Heroes of the Storm AMA http://bit.ly/1SLEWXU
Khaldor’s YouTube Channel http://bit.ly/1QteYJo
Artanis & Nova Changes Confirmed
Divergent Gaming Amateur Friday Tournaments http://bit.ly/1ORwyVB
Divergent Gaming Player & Leadership Recruitment http://bit.ly/1IRDfT7
Overwatch Dev Jeff Kaplan Upcoming Changes Video http://bit.ly/1NTlEli
Overwatch Beta Shut Down Dec 10th
St Elsewhere in Goldshire
Thorny & Thysty Parentages

Music for this episode from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.bensound.com

 

Lagging Balls Episode 27: YAAS!

Episode 27

Lagging Balls Episode 27: YAAS!

A community-focused Blizzard & World of Warcraft Podcast. For the people. By some people. Episode 27 of the Lagging Balls podcast, hosted by Thorn & Thyst: “YAAS!”

Feedback, comments, & submissions: laggingballs@gmail.com

Find us on:
iTunes (for iPhone): http://apple.co/1HIw3fK
Stitcher (for Android, Microsoft): http://bit.ly/1Lmppgo
Soundcloud (for streaming online):

On this episode we cover:
How to Make Thyst STAHP Doing Anything
BF/GF Situations
Battle.net Privacy Setting
Guild Leavers
Legion Alpha http://bit.ly/1XpK9FL
Artifact Weapon Previews http://bit.ly/1LysGnM
Transmog Wardrobe UI http://bit.ly/1Nc7cT5
OMG NEW CATS
Hearthstone League of Explorers Wing 2 Uldaman http://blizz.ly/1Or8lFs
Heroes of the Storm Cho’gall Week
Heroes of the Storm Black Friday Sale http://blizz.ly/1MBv6pu
Carbot Animations “Heroes Storm” Episodes http://bit.ly/1IfghFe
Overwatch Beta Stress Test Weekend
How to D.Va
How not to Torbjörn
Goldeneye Wishes and 007 Dreams
Shooting a Giant Fucking Dragon
Favorite Boss Encounter One Liners (plus impressions)
Friends Don’t Let Friends Take Dirt Naps

Music for this episode from:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
http://www.bensound.com

Lagging Balls Episode 26: Classholes!

Episode 26

Lagging Balls Episode 26: Classholes!

A community-focused Blizzard & World of Warcraft Podcast. For the people. By some people. Episode 26 of the Lagging Balls podcast, hosted by Thorn & Thyst: “Classholes!”

Feedback, comments, & submissions: laggingballs@gmail.com
Full show notes available at www.laggingballs.com

Find us on:
iTunes (for iPhone): http://apple.co/1HIw3fK
Stitcher (for Android, Microsoft): http://bit.ly/1Lmppgo
Soundcloud (for streaming online):

On this episode we cover:
The Longest Episode Ever.
WoW’s 11th Anniversary http://blizz.ly/1SAH5VW
Starting Zones
LB “Advice” Column
Special Segment: Guildmates Talk Class Previews
Warcraft Patch 6.2.3 http://blizz.ly/1H70sph
Class Buffs
#FriendshipMoose http://bit.ly/1lt6kiF
Hearthstone Patch 4.0.0.10833 http://blizz.ly/1MQeV9t
League of Explorers
Decklists of the Champions http://blizz.ly/1l3iXR3
Heroes of the Storm Brawl with the Blues http://blizz.ly/1SAHtUr
Heroes of the Storm Patch PTR Notes http://blizz.ly/1QsPMns
Diablo Patch 2.4.0 Notes http://blizz.ly/1HWkyx2
Different Weapons, Different Specs
PvP Memories

Lagging Balls Episode 25: Are You Ion Hazzikidding Me?!

Original Artwork by Thyst for Lagging Balls Podcast Episode 25

Lagging Balls Episode 25: Are You Ion Hazzikidding Me?!

A community-focused Blizzard & World of Warcraft Podcast. For the people. By some people. Episode 25 of the Lagging Balls podcast, hosted by Thorn & Thyst: “Are You Ion Hazzikidding Me?!”

Feedback, comments, & submissions: laggingballs@gmail.com

Full show notes available here: http://bit.ly/1iSyiCo

Find us on:
iTunes (for iPhone): http://apple.co/1HIw3fK
Stitcher (for Android, Microsoft): http://bit.ly/1Lmppgo
Soundcloud (for streaming online):

Ion Hazzikostas Note to Thyst part 2 Lagging Balls BlizzCon 2015

Part 2 of Ion Hazzikostas writing a note at BlizzCon 2015 to Thyst of the Lagging Balls Podcast.

Ion Hazzikostas Note to Thyst Lagging Balls BlizzCon 2015

Handwritten note by Ion Hazzikostas from BlizzCon 2015 to Thyst of the Lagging Balls Podcast.

Ion Hazzikostas Note to Thyst Lagging Balls

Handwritten note by Ion Hazzikostas from BlizzCon 2015 to Thyst of the Lagging Balls Podcast.

On this episode we cover:
The Passion of the Thyst
Rho & Draven are Stand-Up Gents
News You Can Use Unless You Refuse: BlizzCon Edition
Warcraft Movie Trailer http://bit.ly/1MmVP74
Brightpaw for Charity
SK Gaming Arena Champs
Legion Class Overviews http://blizz.ly/20LdEGI
Artifact Weapons
Relics
Classholes
Demon Huntering
Classy Fantasies
Talent Outlook
Professions and Obliterum
World Drops
Legion Q&A Panel Overview
Legion Pre-Order
Hearthstone Milestone
League of Explorers
Cloud9 Heroes of the Storm World Champions
New HotS Map: Towers of Doom
Greymane
Lunara
Cho’gall http://blizz.ly/1SGUexd
Tracer in Heroes of the Storm http://blizz.ly/1PnGLft
New HotS Mode: The Arena
2016 HotS Global Championship Structure http://bit.ly/1NIIcDD
Upcoming HotS Matchmaking Changes
Diablo III Patch 2.4.0
Diablo III Season 5
Overwatch Launch
Overwatch Pre-Order
Mei
D.Va
Genji
Character Lore Extensions