Thank you to everyone who participated in our first annual MS Paint Dick Pic Competition! We had 12 astounding entries and here we have them in all their peeny-glory!
A lovely simplistic concept, from our friend @GRAVENAU
A duck penis, or, a penis duck. Love, our friend @VincentCAllen
Apparently drawn to scale, from our unfortunate friend @Foqbupog
Oh Christmas Dick, Oh Christmas Dick, How lovely are your Jingle Balls! From @Ohwtm
A festive Nutcracker Dick, cracking his own nuts! Thanks @Rigarmorty
The Love Rocket as we all see it! Thanks Miy!
Mr.Fancy Donger, m’ladies and gents. From Scorbutic!
This could be a lot of things, but to us – it’s definitely a dick. From @RichardKurnieJ
Our buddy @RhoWoW from the Realm Maintenance Podcast gave us the most dicks. And we do love a good dicking.
And the third place winner – @Tidget_Gnome with her classic MS Paint Penis!
Second Place goes to our guildie Understand @Plat_Monkey with GUL’DICK!
AND OUR FIRST PLACE WINNER – OUR LEADER, @CHIEFVOLJIN WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL DICK SELFIE REALNESS!
Winners will be contacted this week about prizes!
And for the rest of you, keep listening to Lagging Balls every week because we just might have room for more prize-winning dicks in the future!